Wednesday, 25 November 2015

Ammar's One Liners



25th Nov 2015
Ammar returned home from school today complaining of tummy ache .......when asked how it happened - 'Science ke baad jab maths aaya to pet main dard shuru ho gaya'........-:)


18th Nov 2015
Yesterday after I chose a 'black' mobile when there were many other colour choices, Ammar reprimanded me - 'Papa, you will always be a stereotypical person'........-:) ........time for Papa to become a more 'experimental' person !!

17th Oct 2015
Today Farah asked me whether I want to have tea.....to this Ammar replied - 'Papa chai nahin piyenge.....inko chai se iss qadar nafrat hai'. -:) ......effect of the Pakistani serials he is watching....

29th Sep 2015
Today while discussing his day in school, Ammar mentioned about one of his classmates, 'He must be lying'. To this I responded, 'Why would he lie, Ammar. You should not think like that'.
I was subjected to a lecture 'Papa, you have no idea what the real world is like .....you are like a newborn baby.....you should not be scared to face the real world' -:) -:)

19th Feb 2014
Ammar said this today (in all seriousness) -
Louis Pasteur invented a vaccine to inject the Rabbis -:)


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